We Are Not the Same

Me packing to go have a baby:

Primary and backup(s) (in assorted variety) as applicable: Delivery Gown, pajamas, going home outfit, complete toiletry bag with toothbrush, toothpaste, floss, mouthwash, deodorant, lotion, moisturizer, face wash, makeup remover wipes, chap-stick, shower oil, shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hairbrush, hair ties, make-up, perfume, glasses, contacts/case/solution, slippers, sneakers, and sandals (the postpartum fat feet struggle is real), books, laptop, tablet, chargers, pads, robe, bras, underwear, socks, pillow, blanket, quese-ease, and a few other contraband OTCs.

Brad packing to go have a sleep study:

Charger.